Scary Movie Reviews
Jurassic Park III
Gothtec's Alternate Ending
Started good, went on to better, got to great, then fell flat on face.... But I've said this already... Here's my new ending :
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Near the beach from when they get ambushed by the Raptors ( they never stole the eggs in this version)
They successful communicate with them using the nasal resonator and somehow are left alone due to being mistaken for being one of the clan.
So after getting away from the Raptors, they land on the beach and are met by the bloke with the megaphone, who is accompanied by the army/navy.
Just as they get into the helicopter the Spinosaurus leaps from the covering trees (this was set up by an earlier comment about dinos getting bigger the near the sea you are) and munches on a couple of army blokes.
The helicopter gets away just in time and they see the army completely pulverize the Spinosaurus with heavy gun fire. It falls to growl majestically and dies...
Then they see flying things ( pterodactyls ) pass helicopter and watch as they are chased down and are shot to pieces.....
The end...
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