Not sure where one of my Minions found this gem...(Story credited to Reuters.)
A 58-year-old Nicaraguan man stepped in to stop his own funeral, appearing to his wife and family as they prepared to bury the wrong corpse.
Cesar Aguilera, who found his demise being mourned when he returned to his house in Tipitapa, just east of the capital Managua, was interviewed by a local television station on Wednesday.
"Are you from this life or the other, one kid screamed at me when I showed up," Aguilera said.
He had disappeared from home a week earlier to care for a rural property. His relatives, fearing the worst, went to the morgue in search of his body. They found the cadaver of a man who had been run over by a car and took it to be that of their loved one.
Aguilera helped return the body to the morgue.
Well, at least he got to see who would come to his funeral.